Lone Star: "Dark Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time."
Dark Helmet: "Before I defeat you, there is something that you ought to know about me, Lone Star."
Lone Star: "What?"
Dark Helmet: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Lone Star: "So, what does that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become. Prepare...to...die."
Dark Helmet: "You have a Schwartz-ring. And I see that it is as good as mine. Now, let us see how you contend, shall we?"